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My Body TLC – Old Naples

$34 for 30-Minute Organic Reflexology Massage ($68 Value)

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Highlights

  • Reduces tension & stress
  • Licensed massage therapists
  • Peaceful atmosphere
  • Organic products

The Fine Print

Like rabbits, dirty dishes, and unread copies of The Economist, stress can multiply exponentially if not closely supervised. Give minds and bodies a spring cleaning with today’s Groupon: for $34, you get a 30-minute organic reflexology massage at My Body TLC (a $68 value).

My Body TLC’s licensed massage therapists deftly harness and apply the power of human touch to improve and maintain whole-body health. Each Happy Feet reflexology treatment targets distal appendages with fingerwork designed to reduce stress, energize sluggish blood and lymph flow, and melt the icy hearts of callous nervous systems. Feet surrender sensitive spots to focused pressure during 30 minutes of relaxing manipulation, as therapists follow foot-bound maps of bodily systems to activate all-over relief and see whether patients have treasure buried in their gall bladders. Preface and append massages in My Body TLC’s serene waiting area, bathed in the gentle glow of colored light-therapy panels.

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Like all emotions, shame sneaks into the pit of your stomach when you least expect it. Sometimes, however, biological or environmental triggers may cause you to feel shame even when you've got nothing to be ashamed of. Here's a guide to feeling shame appropriately:

The Situation: You've been caught cheating on an exam.
Shameworthy?: No, unless the exam proctor explicitly forbade cheating by tattooing "No Cheating" on your forearm before the exam, or if the test questions were arranged to form an acrostic that spelled "DON'T CHEAT." If not, then cheating is not just allowed, it's encouraged, so that the test resembles real life.

The Situation: You're fired from work for stealing.
Shameworthy?: Absolutely not! Only by stealing can you help your company update its shrinkage and disciplinary policies. March into your boss's office and demand an apology, a raise, and 15 minutes of unsupervised personal time in the CEO's private zoo.

The Situation: After eating from the Tree of Knowledge, you realize you're naked.
Shameworthy?: Heck no. The handful of states that ban public nudity do so only because the 1970 census declared those particular residents too ugly to be naked. Occasionally, public nudity is required, as on Election Day, when voters must enter voting booths nude to prove they're carrying only one ballot.

Why is it necessary to be naked on Election Day?

My Body TLC

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    Old Naples

    865 4th Ave. S
    Naples, Florida 34102
    (239) 244-1434
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