You can finally free yourself from the daunting decisions you face in front of the canned-soup shelves at grocery stores. For $15, today's Groupon gets you $35 worth of fast, easy, and delicious meals prepared for you to take home by My Fit Foods. Each perfectly portioned, fresh, and healthy meal potentially saves you years of mulling in the spice aisle, sobbing over chopped onions, scrubbing burnt rice off pans, and bleaching the mixing spoon; instead, you can just go to a My Fit Foods and take home a tasty meal prepared by someone else.
Meals from My Fit Foods normally average $7 a meal per person (price will fluctuate according to portion size). Men, women, intelligence-augmented apes, and athletes can all conquer hunger with meals available in three portion sizes. The knowledgeable and friendly employees at My Fit Foods are happy to help you choose a size based on your lifestyle and health goals as if you were Goldilocks breaking into someone's home.
With these meals, you get all the benefits of a personal chef and nutritionist for a price less than that of the BK Quad Stacker and pretty much anything you can buy in the grocery store other than a box of JIFFY, a single apple, or possibly two apples (depending on price of apples). My Fit Foods' preservative-free, low-fat meals are almost faster than the supermarket self-checkout robot, and far less sassy. Flavorful, mouthwatering meals look as good as they taste. Lean meats, healthy fats, and perfect portions fuel your metabolism enough to lift your neighbor's car off your lawn.
For breakfast, try a steel-cut oatmeal pancake with tons of protein from five egg whites and flavor it with a low-glycemic dipping syrup (a $6.75 value), or start your day off with a breakfast taco with three corn tortillas with egg, seasoned ground turkey, diced onion, and cheddar (a $5.75 value). Midday and evening meals pack tons of flavor with a baked Atlantic salmon (with broccoli on a bed of quinoa, a $7.25–$11.25 value) or low-carb options such as Denyse's Killuh Chili (with 95% fat-free ground turkey, spices, tomatoes, and black beans, $6.75–$10.25 value).
Because they are made fresh, meals only last four to five days, but you can spread your Groupon credit over more than one visit to any of My Fit Foods' seven participating Houston locations.
Reviews
Yelpers give four stars, CityVoters named it the Best Healthy Dining in 2009, and 10 out of 10 Urbanspooners like it:
- The food was great and the portions were filling. Having the meals readily available made it easy to stick to a meal plan. – kradley, CityVoter
- I have been eating this food for several years. It is healthy without lacking in taste. I love the fact that you can keep it handy at work and eat when you need to on the run. And we are all on the run! I recommend it to all of my patients. – eyemech, CityVoter
- Great healthy items! Try the breakfast tacos. – Lawsurfer, Urbanspoon
Groupon Says
Extra Stuffing
My Fit Foods is named in reference to the healthy diet choices it helps you make. It was not named in reference to how many miscellaneous food items can fit in randomly chosen containers—this was something we at Groupon figured out only after extensive experimentation:
- Telephone Booth: 360 Cornish game hens
- 1975 Dodge Tradesman Van: 19 wedding cakes
- Hubble Telescope: 280,000 popcorn shrimp
- Men's room toilet at bus station: 1 summer squash
- Groupon Editor Ben Kobold: 26 tacos voluntarily, 51 total
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