Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
$35 for a Massage and Foot Reflexology Package ($70 Total Value)
Each 75-minute package kicks off as patrons dip their feet in a milk-salt bath (a $10 value) for 15 minutes while a staff member gently massages their head, neck, shoulder, arms, and hands. Then a 25-minute foot reflexology treatment works to relieve tension, improve circulation, and strengthen lymphatic flow. The package wraps up with a 35-minute full-back massage (a $40 value, including reflexology), during which a masseuse uses organic massage oils (a $20 value) along with Swedish and deep-tissue techniques to alleviate stress and reinvigorate fatigued muscles.
My Head 2 Toe
Seven days a week from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m., women and men alike head into My Head 2 Toe for relaxing reflexology and massage services. A state-licensed therapist instills clients with relaxation via massages ranging from deep tissue to prenatal to shiatsu. Either inside My Head 2 Toe's general open area or inside a private treatment room, clients can enjoy reflexology packages incorporating techniques first used by ancient Egyptians that promote more blood and lymphatic flow than a rapping hematologist.