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Ultimate Paintball Xperience – On Location

Paintball for 2, 4, or 10 with All-Day Admission, Markers, Helmets, Air, and 100 Rounds Per Person (Up to 63% Off)

fromC$29
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No Longer Available
Sat Sep 08 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
C$70
Discount
59%
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C$41
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In a Nutshell

On four outdoor fields of nearly 5 acres each, players exchange paint from behind cover such as abandoned buildings and old-growth trees

The Fine Print

  • Expires Sep 4, 2013
  • Limit 10 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. 24hr cancellation notice recommended. Must sign waiver. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Paintball combines the philosophies from Sun Tzu’s The Art of War with anecdotes from Jackson Pollock's autobiography, I Will Fight Your Painting. Hone combat aesthetics with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $29 for paintball for 2 (a $70 value)
  • $54 for paintball for 4 (a $140 value)
  • $129 for paintball for 10 (a $350 value)

Each person receives an all-day admission valid from dawn to dusk, a helmet, a Tippmann 98 gun with a hopper and CO2 canister, camouflage gloves, coloured armbands, and 100 Draxxus paintballs. Players also get access to the clubhouse, where they can play games such as ping-pong, bocce ball, and horseshoes.

Ultimate Paintball Xperience

A weather-worn cabin creaks under the weight of new snow. One set of boot prints shuffles toward it, stops, and doubles back into the old-growth forest. In the distance, the muffled pop of gunfire thuds. An accountant stands over a camouflaged figure, his Tippmann 98 pointing at its chest. “I wouldn't waste the paint,” he says, and lowers the barrel.

The Valleyfield Development Corporation expands across more than 140 acres, encompassing Ultimate Paintball Xperience's four playing fields, about 5 acres each. On the Ghost Field, abandoned buildings provide holding positions and storefront space for the emerging theatre companies of poltergeists. Alternatively, the natural terrain of mature forest challenges players' tactics, as the trunks of mature trees become both obstacles and cover for combatants lurking in their shadows.

Beyond the fields, players relax between battles in the clubhouse, shedding rented gear and guns to play games such as ping-pong, pool, indoor basketball, darts, bocce ball, or horseshoes. For large groups, the staff can whip up packages that include throwing backyard-style barbecues.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Red Rover Tips

Kids love playing a simple game, whether it's getting a rubber ball into a cup attached to the end of a stick or guessing which body parts their parents have tattoos on. Here are some tips for winning at one of the simplest kids' games—Red Rover:

  • Join the better team, which is the one that's just a chainlink fence dressed in kids' clothing.
  • A Red Rover line is basically impenetrable if everyone works really hard to fuse their arm skin together.
  • It's just a game, so don't worry about winning if you're the slowest, weakest child.
  • Play in a poorly ventilated gym. If you're the type of kid who's got big, fat lungs, you'll outlast everyone else.
  • Keep your head in the game and don't get distracted by the fact that, statistically, one of you will grow up to be a billionaire that will hire the others to keep his bathtubs always filled with warm water.

How long does it take to fuse human skin to human skin?

Ultimate Paintball Xperience

  • Off Hwy. 59, (25 minutes before Grand Beach). See merchant website for directions.