Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's Groupon: for $70, you get an on-location photo shoot (a $135 value) and a 16"x20" print (a $185 value) of your favorite image from Nader's Photography (a $320 total value). The photo shoot can be held at any location in the greater Houston area, including Galveston, Clear Lake, Pearland, The Woodlands, Humble, Conroe, and Sugar Land.
Though this session is good for any kind of photo snapped for any occasion, John Nader specializes in photos of the soon-to-be wedded or the recently love-welded. His outdoor shoots work with nature's capriciousness, imbuing each shot with a charge of chance and a once-in-forever vibe. During your one-hour photo session, you and an unlimited amount of persons and even pets can gather in view of the camera for strong and stylistic shots. At session's end, choose your favorite shot from the shoot, and John Nader will fashion a 16"x20" print—ideal for hanging on a wall to remind your future children how Mom, Dad, and Rover looked before you all got the matching facial tattoos.
A wrangler of zooms and lighting for more than 20 years, John Nader has truly mastered his third eye. In 2009, he won the "Wedding Album of the Year" award from the Professional Photographers Guild of Houston, and he continues to attend seminars and training sessions in order to polish up his picture-painting skills. Call up this month's love of your life, or gather your fellow bandmates in your Def Leppard tribute act, and let Nader's Photography steal your soul in stylish fashion.
Call to schedule an appointment at least two weeks in advance. Additional prints and CD from session can be purchased at additional costs.
Reviews
John Nader is a Certified Professional Photographer by the Professional Photographers of America, and Nader's Photography gets a 4.8-star average from reviewers on WeddingWire:
- The pictures came out beautiful even before John did any retouching. He captured every detail of our wedding and we are extremely happy with both the staged and candid shots he took. – pdg
- Very responsive and flexible...we had to reschedule our engagement pics and he was totally cool with that! – Amber
- John is very creative and I love my photographs! I would definitely recommend Naders [sic] Photography! – bonsters06
Groupon Says
Portrait of the Family as a Different Family
Today's Groupon gives you the opportunity to take part in the exploding trend of "Alternate Family Portraits," wherein the family takes a portrait of what their family would have looked like had they made different choices. Here's a guide:
Question: What if we'd won the lotto?
Picture: Tophat wearing family having a food fight in the Air and Space Museum.
Question: What if we'd stayed in Arizona?
Picture: Dad's wearing a sash that says "Mayor Cowboy." Mom stands next to her long lost twin. Son has an eyepatch. Daughter is now a motorcycle.
Question: What if Steve had gotten that promotion?
Picture: Dad-less family visiting monument honoring "our brave astronauts who almost terraformed Mars."
Question: What if I'd taken the blue pill?
Picture: Entire family replaced by maniacally laughing computer.
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