Three or Six Zerona Body-Contouring Treatments at Natural Foundations Healing Center (Up to 75% Off)
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Low-level lasers shrink fat cells during a noninvasive procedure with no downtime
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Expires Jan 16th, 2013.
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. All treatments must be used by the same person.
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It's healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it's healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
$399 for three Zerona laser body-contouring treatments (a $1,500 value)
$749 for six Zerona laser body-contouring treatments (a $3,000 value)
The standard $250 deposit is waived for Groupon holders.
Noninvasive Zerona treatments contour bodies by targeting problem areas such as the abs, love handles, or thighs with low-level lasers. The lasers penetrate to the fat cells, where they disrupt the fat cells' membranes, causing them to release their fatty acids into the body and shrink. The body then flushes out the fatty acids via the lymphatic system or burns them for energy. After the approximately one-hour sessions, patients can consult a doctor for tips on maintaining the results of the procedure.
Natural Foundations & Body By Laser
Each Body By Laser clinic pairs cold-laser technology with holistic health practices to help patients lose inches and keep them off. The treatment gets its magic from cold lipolasers, which are designed to gently shrink fat cells by dislodging their contents so that they can be fully discarded through the body's natural metabolic process and series of tiny secondhand stores. Each one-hour treatment series wraps up with a consultation on diet and exercise, along with a quick session atop a whole-body-vibration platform engineered to burn even more calories.
Like art-house films and fish-flavored popsicles, these procedures are not intended for everyone; females who are pregnant or nursing should not undertake the treatment, nor should patients with active forms of cancer. Should any complications be discovered during Body By Laser's initial screening, the company will issue a refund.
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The Groupon Guide to: Wedding Proposals
For one month every year, people get together to celebrate wedding season. Get in the mood with these creative proposal proposals:
Put her name as "WIFE" on the bowling machine.
If your partner uses medically prescribed foot cream, put the ring somewhere near that.
Have 300 custom-made paintballs with wedding rings inside, then spend the day surprise-shooting your future spouse.
Dress up like a giant bug and say "Be my spouse, you louse!"
Mail yourself to China, then mail yourself to your significant other's office. It's important to mail yourself to China first for that realistic, well-traveled box look.
Wait until she's giving an important presentation at work and interrupt the meeting. Tell her "It's your job or me forever."
Write a Top 40 song where you propose to your significant other in the chorus. This only works if he or she has a nose for popular music.
Swallow the ring and get your significant other to take you to the hospital so when they pump your stomach he or she will get a surprise.
&bulll; You could probably bungee jump off a tall building and slip it on your significant other's finger while she or he is walking underneath without hurting anyone.
Kidnap the local varsity football quarterback and impersonate him during the big game. After taking a snap with a special ball you attached a wedding ring to, throw it at her on the sidelines and say "Marrying me would be a slam dunk." Also, win the game.
Or, you could use the text box at the bottom of a coupon website. Mildred, we have walked through all the stars in the solar system for years now. You were the one by my side when I couldn't stand by my side on my own two feet. For all the days of my years, you filled my insides with emotion and my outside with delight. Will you make me the most full man in the world by being my legal wife? Thanking you in advance, The Man Who Writes These.