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Natural Touch Massage – Eugene

One 60- or 90-Minute Integrative Massage (Half Off)

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No Longer Available
Sat Sep 22 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$60
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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapist Karl Jensen integrates techniques, including Swedish and deep tissue, to ease tension and increase circulation

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 22, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required.
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Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $30 for a 60-minute integrative massage (a $60 value)
  • $45 for a 90-minute integrative massage (a $90 value)

Natural Touch Massage

The workplace can be a source of stress for anyone. That's why licensed massage therapist Karl Jensen carts his portable massage chair to his clients’ offices or homes to unwind knotted muscles with 15-minute bursts of massage for groups of 4 to 12 people. When not on the move, he parks his equipment in a private treatment room, where clients relax on a massage table as he paints relaxation across physical canvases with gentle Swedish strokes. He also hunts down extra-stubborn muscles with deep-tissue techniques and integrates a number of styles to create custom massages.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Cleaning a Computer Keyboard

From writing emails to just opening up a Word document and typing "Today is the day I won't cry" over and over again, everything we do on a daily basis requires a computer keyboard. Keep your typing tool in immaculate condition using this proven method:

What You'll Need: • Can of compressed air
• Sharp knife
• Photo of a clean keyboard for reference
• Child, not necessarily your own
• Dirty keyboard (Pro Tip! If your keyboard isn't dirty enough, simply cover it in sunflower seeds and leave it outside to let the birds dirty it up for you.)

INSTRUCTIONS
Step One
With the can of compressed air in one hand and the knife in the other, stab the can. If you pierce the can on your first try, your knife is sharp enough to move on to Step Two. If you don't pierce it right away, keep stabbing but know that Step Two will take longer than it would if your knife had just been sharper.

Step Two
With your knife still in hand, jab at the photo of the clean keyboard until it has been shredded into a fine paste. You don't want any beautiful keyboard photos distracting you from what you took a day off of work to do—clean that computer keyboard!

Step Three
Congratulations, you are on to Step Three! With the child within earshot and awake, explain the benefits of a clean keyboard while turning the keyboard upside down and shaking it until you dislodge all crumbs and fluids the birds left behind. Now you've done more than enough today—taught a child a valuable lesson and cleaned that keyboard—to stop crying.

Which knife should I use to clean my keyboard?

Natural Touch Massage

  • Located inside Solar Beach Tanning