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New England Muscular Therapy – Quincy

One or Three Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massages (Up to 61% Off)

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Value
$85
Discount
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In a Nutshell

Therapists break down knots during deep-tissue sessions or promote relaxation and ease stress during Swedish massages

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts for one massage option. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift for 3 massage option. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem massages in full by expiration date on your Groupon. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Massages must be used by the same person.
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Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (an $85 value)
  • $99 for three 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages (a $255 value)

New England Muscular Therapy

The certified practitioners at New England Muscular Therapy master a range of therapeutic treatments to extricate clients from the burden of painful musculoskeletal conditions. Clients release sighs of relief as massage therapists release taut muscles with fingers made nimble from hours of practice and marathon rounds of cat’s cradle. Acupuncture and herbs work to restore the body’s balance, especially in tandem with the practice of tui na, a traditional Chinese form of massage focusing on balancing energy in the body. Customized treatments draw together the clinic’s disciplines to tailor a variety of therapies centered on personal wellness goals and promoting relaxation.

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New England Muscular Therapy

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    Quincy

    1458 Hancock St, Unit 220
    Quincy, Massachusetts 02169
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