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New Harmony Health Spa – Longmont

$49 for Colon-Hydrotherapy Session with Consultation ($105 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Certified colon hydrotherapist educates clients on colon health and assists in the intestinal cleansing using a LIBBE open-system table

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person. Appointment required. Under 18 requires parent consent. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

The body does a fairly good job of keeping itself clean, but sometimes it needs a little boost from a machine, such as an electric toothbrush or an eyeball polisher. Help your health with this Groupon.

$49 for a Colon-Hydrotherapy Session ($105 Value)

Following a 30-minute consultation to discuss digestive health, clients lie back on the spa's LIBBE open-system table for a 45-minute colonic. A warm stream of water gently moves into the bowels before retreating down the drain, carrying with it intestinal waste and missing car keys. Click here for FAQs.

New Harmony Health Spa

As a recent transplant from Indiana, Sarah Strothkamp brings with her a belief in the healing powers of detoxification. At New Harmony Health Spa, she helps others purge their impurities, no matter where they might be hiding. Her FDA-approved colon hydrotherapy sessions free intestines from built-up toxins with gentle irrigation by streams of water. She also draws harmful substances out during ionic foot baths, submerging feet in negatively charged salt water that whisk away everything from cellular waste to pent-up heavy metals. In addition to ridding bodies of the environmental hazards that are already there, she also offers guidance to prevent future accumulation through a balanced diet that incorporates vitamins and herbal supplements. Her treatment regimen also includes massages, which knead away stress and misplaced sailor knots through the use of various bodywork techniques.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Getting the Couch through the Doorway

They would never make a couch so big that it couldn't fit through any size of doorway. If you ever wanna sit down to watch TV, you're gonna have to do the following first:

  • Turn it right.
  • No, that was a question. "Turn it, right?"
  • Try to shove your head through it. For leverage.
  • Take the cushions off.
  • See if that lady will hold the cushions so they don't get dirty.
  • What are those purple and black stains under the cushions?
  • Tell her it will only take a second and that we would do it for her.
  • Those stains look like a scary code.
  • Line it up so that the armrest is parallel with the huge gash we just put in the wall.
  • Take the cushions back from Mrs. Princess. She obviously has better things to do.
  • Hold on, I think my fingers fell asleep.
  • Yup.
  • Think outside the box. What if we moved the doorway around the couch?
  • I can't believe we got this for free from the back of that open moving truck.
  • Throw the cushions down the stairs so the lady knows we're mad at her.
  • Let's take a break and drink these milks my friend hooked us up with.

Can you really get a couch through a doorway in 15 simple steps?

New Harmony Health Spa

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    Longmont

    323 3rd Avenue, Suite 2
    Longmont, Colorado 80501
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