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New Health Centers – Multiple Locations

$29 for Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage ($164 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Experienced practitioners enlist neurological and orthopedic techniques to uncover sources of pain before gently massaging away aches

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  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services must be used by the same person. Not valid with Medicare, Medicaid, or other federal insurance programs. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
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Massage treats pain by manipulating muscles and convincing ligaments to stop practicing krav maga moves on each other. Cease musculoskeletal sparring with this Groupon.

$29 for Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage ($164 Value)

During the initial consultation, practitioners delve into patients' health histories to see when aches first appeared and how long they've been impeding daily activities such as walking, restful sleeping, and spirited air-guitar playing. Palpation and other diagnostic measures seek out the root source of each individual's hurtful symptoms during a comprehensive pain evaluation. With this newly gleaned information, the massage therapist, under the doctor's direction, artfully kneads muscles and joints in an attempt to exorcise pain without turning to drugs, surgery, or prescription lollipops.

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New Health Centers

New Health Centers consists of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Doctors work in conjunction with experienced practitioners to soothe aches, pains, and lawn gnome infestations.

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New Health Centers

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  • A

    Atlantic Coast Family Chiropractic

    613 B Old Trolley Rd., Suite B
    Summerville, South Carolina 29485
    (843) 486-0999
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  • B

    Total Family Wellness

    2070 Northbrook Blvd., Suite B-5
    North Charleston, South Carolina 29406
    (843) 641-7075
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