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New Health Centers – Multiple Locations

$29 for One-Hour Massage and a Pain Consultation ($164 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Chiropractors investigate the root causes of pain and aim to soothe them naturally with a 60-minute massage

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 1, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Services must be used by the same person. Valid only at location purchased. Not valid with insurance.
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Massage treats pain by manipulating muscles and convincing ligaments to stop practicing krav-maga moves on each other. Cease musculoskeletal sparring with this Groupon.

$29 for a Massage Package ($164 Total Value)

  • One-hour massage (a $65 value)
  • Pain consultation (a $99 value)

Doctors investigate the causes of pain and aim to soothe them naturally with a 60-minute therapeutic massage. During a 10- to 20-minute initial consultation, chiropractors delve into patients' health histories to see when aches first appeared and how long they've been impeding daily activities such as walking, restful sleeping, and spirited air-guitar playing. Palpation and other diagnostic measures seek out the root source of each individual's hurtful symptoms during a comprehensive evaluation. With this newly gleaned information, the massage therapist, under the doctor's direction, artfully kneads muscles and joints in an attempt to exorcise pain without turning to drugs, surgery, or prescription lollipops.

New Health Centers

New Health Centers consists of more than 400 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Doctors work in conjunction with experienced practitioners to soothe aches, pains, and lawn-gnome infestations.

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New Health Centers

  • A

    Advantage Wellness Clinic

    933 W Liberty Dr.
    Wheaton, Illinois 60187
    (630) 752-9289
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  • B

    Health Inspirations

    2114 45th St.
    Highland, Indiana 46322
    (219) 924-7525
    Get Directions

  • C

    Hunnemeder Chiropractic

    4211 Grove Ave.
    Gurnee, Illinois 60031
    (847) 249-5200
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