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New Health Centers – Multiple Locations

$29 for Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage ($164 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Experienced practitioners enlist neurological and orthopedic techniques to uncover sources of pain before gently massaging away aches

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  • Expires Mar 27, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Not valid with Medicare, Medicaid, or other federal insurance programs. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
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Massage treats pain by manipulating muscles and convincing ligaments to stop practicing krav maga moves on each other. Cease musculoskeletal sparring with this Groupon.

$29 for Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage ($164 Value)

During the initial consultation, practitioners delve into patients' health histories to see when aches first appeared and how long they've been impeding daily activities such as walking, restful sleeping, and spirited air-guitar playing. Palpation and other diagnostic measures seek out the root source of each individual's hurtful symptoms during a comprehensive pain evaluation. With this newly gleaned information, the massage therapist, under the doctor's direction, artfully kneads muscles and joints in an attempt to exorcise pain without turning to drugs, surgery, or prescription lollipops.

Choose from eight locations:

New Health Centers

New Health Centers consists of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Doctors work in conjunction with experienced practitioners to soothe aches, pains, and lawn gnome infestations.

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The Groupon Guide to: First-Aid Kits

The most popular form of health care is anything that doesn’t involve some know-it-all doctor. Here's what you'll need in your first-aid kit to do all of your own bodily upkeep should something go horribly wrong:

• WiFi hotspot (for Googling what is wrong with you)
• A mirror for gauging the amount of pain in your eyes
• Seeing-eye squirrel
• Tears from your true love
• Inspirational photo of famous healthy man Daniel Craig
• Various magical talismans
• Tea bags (England only)
• Kidneys from a person stronger than yourself
• Sword to get revenge on whoever did this to you
• A Game Boy so that, if nothing else, you can enjoy your last moments on earth

Did you know that there are seven different healing properties and 13 vitamins in your true love's tears?

New Health Centers

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  • A

    Health First Chiropractic

    14445 15 Mile Rd.
    Sterling Heights, Michigan 48312
    (586) 268-6868
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  • B

    Eisman Chiropractic Clinic

    17401 Greenfield Rd.
    Detroit, Michigan 48235
    (313) 837-3300
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  • C

    TLC Holistic Wellness

    31580 Schoolcraft Rd.
    Livonia, Michigan 48150
    (734) 664-0339
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