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New Health Centers – Multiple Locations

$29 for Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage ($164 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Experienced practitioners enlist neurological and orthopedic techniques to uncover sources of pain before gently massaging away aches

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  • Expires Mar 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services must be used by the same person. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Not valid with Medicare, Medicaid, or other federal insurance programs. Important patient disclosure.
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Massage treats pain by manipulating muscles and convincing ligaments to stop practicing krav maga moves on each other. Cease musculoskeletal sparring with this Groupon.

$29 for a Pain Consultation and One-Hour Massage ($164 Value)

During the initial consultation, practitioners delve into patients' health histories to see when aches first appeared and how long they've been impeding daily activities such as walking, restful sleeping, and spirited air-guitar playing. Palpation and other diagnostic measures seek out the root source of each individual's hurtful symptoms during a comprehensive pain evaluation. With this newly gleaned information, the massage therapist, under the doctor's direction, artfully kneads muscles and joints in an attempt to exorcise pain without turning to drugs, surgery, or prescription lollipops.

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THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.

New Health Centers

New Health Centers consists of more than 400 natural-healthcare practitioners across the country, each licensed and board certified in their respective field. The specialists address both physical and psychological maladies with noninvasive techniques that include massage therapy, chiropractic, laser therapy, and Pilates, helping clients to achieve balance without surgery or prescription medications.

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From writing emails to just opening up a Word document and typing "Today is the day I won't cry" over and over again, everything we do on a daily basis requires a computer keyboard. Keep your typing tool in immaculate condition using this proven method:

What You'll Need: • Can of compressed air
• Sharp knife
• Photo of a clean keyboard for reference
• Child, not necessarily your own
• Dirty keyboard (Pro Tip! If your keyboard isn't dirty enough, simply cover it in sunflower seeds and leave it outside to let the birds dirty it up for you.)

INSTRUCTIONS
Step One
With the can of compressed air in one hand and the knife in the other, stab the can. If you pierce the can on your first try, your knife is sharp enough to move on to Step Two. If you don't pierce it right away, keep stabbing but know that Step Two will take longer than it would if your knife had just been sharper.

Step Two
With your knife still in hand, jab at the photo of the clean keyboard until it has been shredded into a fine paste. You don't want any beautiful keyboard photos distracting you from what you took a day off of work to do—clean that computer keyboard!

Step Three
Congratulations, you are on to Step Three! With the child within earshot and awake, explain the benefits of a clean keyboard while turning the keyboard upside down and shaking it until you dislodge all crumbs and fluids the birds left behind. Now you've done more than enough today—taught a child a valuable lesson and cleaned that keyboard—to stop crying.

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    (727) 446-1141
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  • B

    Gentle Touch Chiropractic

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    St. Petersburg, Florida 33712-1204
    (727) 235-3265
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  • C

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    Clearwater, Florida 33763
    (727) 669-6000
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