Without dedicated bonding time, family members grow resentful of one another's bad habits, such as cheating at Monopoly and warming socks in the toaster. Preserve familial unity with today’s Groupon.
The Deal
$19 for admission for one and one $40 iPA card (up to a $40 value)
$35 for admission for two and two $40 iPA cards (up to an $80 value)
$69 for admission for four and four $40 iPA cards (up to a $160 value)
- 115,000-square-foot indoor theme park
- Use iPA card for all rides, attractions, games, and restaurants, including:
- Go-kart race (an $8 value)
- Kite Flyer simulator (a $4 value)
- Cosmic Battle laser tag (a $12 for two games)
- Casual and quick-service restaurants
Though iPlay America sometimes features an discounted rate online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
iPlay America
Bouncing boats, racing go-karts, and glowing laser battles simultaneously challenge and entertain visitors inside iPlay America's 115,000-square-foot amusement facility. Like its outdoor cousins, the indoor fun park houses a number of motorized attractions, carnival-style games, and sassy young detectives to foil Old Man Windler's plot to scare customers. Interactive amusements, such as the iPA Speedway, place patrons in the driver's seat of a real vehicle, and simulated sessions, including the Kite Flyer, tantalize visual senses with video images and sound effects. Scents of fresh pizza, lobster mac 'n' cheese, and hotdogs waft from the five nourishment purveyors, which include the casual City Square Grill, grab-and-go CSG Express, Mixx, Sonny's, and salted snacks distributed via food cannon.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Body Language
To communicate, humans use body language 95% of the time and slogans they learned from pizza commercials for the other 5%. Communicate clearly using this guide to the language of the human body:
• Holding Hands: Couples are often seen holding hands during the beginning stages of a relationship because they're trying to memorize each other’s fingerprints—a critical part of the test to get a marriage license. For non-couples, holding hands is a way to gauge each other's hand sweat; whoever is sweating less is not as alive as the other person and should be rushed to the nearest adrenaline-producing skate park.
• Crossing Your Arms: Crossing your arms holds your organs in, letting people know that you love yourself for what’s on the inside, not just for your good outer looks.
• Hugging: People used to wrap their arms around each other so that they could punch each other in the back more easily without their sympathetic-looking faces getting in the way. Today, hugging is taboo, because it just looks too disgusting to see two grown adults embrace each other.
• Shaking Your Head: Shaking your head slowly lets people know that something is "a crying shame," and shaking your head vigorously means that you just had such a sick thought that you're trying to shake your brain out of your skull.
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