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Colon Clinic & Wellness Center – Lakeview

Colon-Hydrotherapy Session ($90 Value)

$45
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In a Nutshell

A flow of temperature-controlled water in and out of the colon allows for a thorough detoxification and hydration of the whole body

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

When toxins become entrenched in the body, they corrupt its vital organs and start replacing blood cells with their extended family of rat poisons. Purge the system with this Groupon.

$45 for Colon Hydrotherapy Session ($90 Value)

Recline on the LIBBE open-system table and relax as purified water flows into the colon through a sterile tube no wider than a tulip stem. This gentle current purges the lower bowels of toxins, improves peristalsis, and hydrates the body from the inside out.

Colon Clinic & Wellness Center

The practitioners at Colon Clinic & Wellness Center blend spa services with holistic health-care methods to banish stress and unhealthy debris from the body. Colon hydrotherapists bathe the intestinal tract in warm water to rid it of lingering waste, and ear-candling sessions draw wax and leftover magician's coins from aural canals. The acupuncturists on staff rely on traditional Chinese medicine to ease both chronic and acute ailments. The homey, wood-floored spa also facilitates a range of massages and facials to induce inner and outer tranquility.

NuSkin Colonic & Massage Spa The practitioners at NuSkin Colonic & Massage Spa blend spa services with holistic health-care methods to banish stress and unhealthy debris from the body. Colon hydrotherapists bathe the intestinal tract in warm water to rid it of lingering waste, and ear-candling sessions draw wax and leftover magician's coins from aural canals. The acupuncturists on staff rely on traditional Chinese medicine to ease both chronic and acute ailments. The homey, wood-floored spa also facilitates a range of massages and facials to induce inner and outer tranquility.

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Colon Clinic & Wellness Center

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    Lakeview

    1430 W. Belmont Ave
    Chicago, Illinois 60657
    (773) 880-9640
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