To ensure freshness, arrogant scientists recommend storing nuts in abandoned tree stumps, the jowls of soft-toothed bears, or empty cassette cases. Ignore illegitimate science advice with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of nuts, dried fruit, and more from Nutty Guys.
Nutty Guys sports a massive selection of nuts, dried fruit, candied delights, organic goodies, and more. Legume fundamentalists will raise fists in solidarity at the chance to buy both raw peanuts and raw Spanish peanuts (each starting at $3.73/8 oz.), while nut progressives can try punishingly powerful wasabi peanuts ($3.37/8 oz.). Fuel snack times with mango cubes ($3.75) and apple-juice-sweetened blueberries ($7.15/8 oz.), or sweeten a stash with chocolate-covered pretzels ($6.70/1 lb.), butter toffee almonds ($8.38/1 lb.), or cinnamon gummy bears ($3.67/8 oz.).
First meeting as roommates at Brigham Young University, the titular Nutty Guys began their ascent to nut domination—supplying major chains such as Smith's and Albertsons—by making door-to-door sales. Today, Nutty Guys pulverizes honey-roasted peanuts ($3.95/8 oz.) into spreadable butters, and sates cereal enthusiasts with granolas, to name just a few of their edible accomplishments.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Family Vacations
With the economy leaving families in such a sour state, it behooves a household to squeeze every moment of togetherness possible out of a vacation. Here’s a guide to getting the most out of your next familial trip:
- Nothing annoys dads more than constant restroom stops, so be sure to spend the week before the trip going to the bathroom.
- Even though you’re excited, don't wake your dad too early. He needs to conserve enough energy for driving the car in the right direction and constantly threatening to turn it around.
- Do not ask your parents where ice cream comes from. Also don’t ask where Dippin’ Dots come from, because the answer is obviously the future.
- Sure, whatever, here's some money.
- Take a lot of family pictures. One day, Dad will be able to silently stare at them, wondering where the time has gone. The phone rings. It is a man selling credit cards….
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