A brighter smile bestows confidence, allowing one to breezily ask the boss for a raise, the lunch lady for an extra serving, and the Oracle of Delphi follow-up questions. Garner self-assurance with today's Groupon: for $129, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Oakland City Dental (a $450 value).
Oakland City Dental's leading lady, Dr. Dahab Gaime, gives dingy smiles star appeal using the Zoom! teeth-whitening system. As patients sit back in comfy dental chairs, a tech places a protective cover over gums and lips before daubing teeth with a hydrogen-peroxide-infused gel. A specialized low-level light then activates the gel to break up stains caused by frequent swishing of coffee, tea, or magic markers. After one 45-minute application, teeth emerge from treatments noticeably brighter.
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Groupon Guide to: Secret Founding Fathers
Recent ultraviolet scanning techniques have revealed numerous hidden signatures on the Declaration of Independence. Here are some of the names we can now add to the list of Founding Fathers:
• Patrick Wolfman
• D.R. Acula
• Professor Thomas Monstermann
• Gob Lynn
• Frank N. Stein
• Whittaker Q. Aliveventriloquistdummy
• Creature F.T.B. Lagoon
• Sir Barclay Cloverfield
• Ima Mummy
• A. Skeleton
• Ghostly Q. Phantom
• Francis Boogeyman
• Frederick Krueger
• A witch!
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