Like an acrylic bathtub, improperly maintained skin can wind up dull, cracked, and littered with derelict rubber duckies. Make skin shine with today's Groupon: for $139, you get a three-hour Queen for a Day package at Oakridge Laser & Skin Care Clinic (a $285 value). Queen for a Day packages include the following:
- 45–60 minute manicure and pedicure
- 60 minute hydrating facial
- 60 minute relaxation massage
- 10 minute eyebrow shaping with threading or tweezing
The aesthetic experts at Oakridge Laser & Skin Care Clinic beautify patrons from top to tip toe with a regal Queen for a Day package that aims to soothe, groom, and rejuvenate weary bodies. Hands bask in the relaxation-inducing embrace of a hot towel before nails undergo a meticulous polish application. Once nails have been thoroughly groomed, paws wallow in a soothing soak followed by a lavish foot and half-leg massage. During the hydrating facial, a skilled skin tech paints parched complexions with a cooling mask to restore moisture to skin and erases aches with a facial massage. Adroit muscle manipulators then pummel knots with a barrage of smooth kneads and flowing strokes that can promote blood circulation and banish tension. Finally, aestheticians employ threading or tweezing techniques to whisk away stray strands and sculpt sleek arches that offer the least resistance when riding your condor to work.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Airport Security
The airport's TSA (Toned Squad of Angels) agents act as gatekeepers to the skies. Here's what you'll need to know to pass through TSA territory:
• Passengers will be asked to pass through a full-body scanner, which uses x-ray technology to search for weapons, incriminating thigh tattoos, and gross ulcers. People who do not want a stranger to look at their underclothing areas can opt out of the scan, but they must go on a romantic yacht date with a TSA agent before being allowed to pass through security.
• Liquids in tubes, bottles, or sealed jars are unacceptable because they can't be properly sniffed or spread onto bread for identification purposes. Pour your liquids into plastic grocery bags so that agents can at least run their hands through them.
• Place your laptop computer in its own bin before passing through security. Computers must be examined separately so that agents can edit your screenplay in private.
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