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OKKITE – Lake Hefner

$79 for Private Beginner Kiteboarding Lesson ($200 Value)

$79
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$200
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  • Great Outdoors
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In a Nutshell

Using mountainboards instead of kiteboards, instructors teach students of all ages to launch, fly, land, and rig a kite on land

The Fine Print

  • Expires Aug 21, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. Must sign waiver. Subject to weather.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

America has always been the most extreme country, from the Boston Tea Punchings to having the first man swear on the moon. We hold this shredding guitar solo to be self-evident with this Groupon.

$79 for a Private Beginner Kiteboarding Lesson ($200 Value)

During this private two-hour lesson, students of all ages learn to launch, land, and power up. Instead of using kiteboards, the instructors use mountainboards and trainer kites. All equipment is provided. Lessons take place on Saturdays at 10 a.m., and typically meet at Buggy Point on Lake Hefner. The instructor will determine the exact class location based on wind conditions.

OKKITE

At the PASA-certified OKKITE kiteboarding school, skilled instructors teach students of all abilities to skim across Lake Hefner’s placid waters. They teach two accelerated classes—one introductory course on land, and a more advanced water class—to help students quickly grasp safe launching, landing, and ejecting techniques. They teach these lessons at the aptly named Kite Point, getting students up and surfing in what they consider one of the best kiteboarding spots in the country.

To further help students reach their kiteboarding goals, they sell a variety of new and used kites, gear, and bottled wind.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Being Chased by a Man with a Pitchfork

Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

OKKITE

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    Lake Hefner

    9401 Lake Hefner Pkwy
    Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73120
    (405) 367-4403
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