Eating is necessary for human survival, along with breathing, sleeping, and remaining still while a curious velociraptor rummages through your closet. Practice survival tactics with today’s Groupon to Opa! Opa!. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get $20 worth of Greek fare and drinks.
- For $35, you get $70 worth of catering services.
Proprietors Phil and Mariann orchestrate a medley of Greek fare on Opa! Opa!’s menu, including mouthwatering pitas, tender lamb, chicken, and falafel dishes. Chefs thinly slice seasoned meat before layering it inside warm pita and piling on diced onions, tomatoes, and tzatziki in the succulent gyro ($5.99), sure to bring back memories of your Greek Olympian imaginary friend. The grilled salmon filet arrives tableside with a choice of starchy sides ($12.99), and the feta burger warms bellies with a feta-smothered sirloin patty ($6.49). Diners can also satisfy meatless appetites with options such as a falafel pita ($5.99) or an eggplant sandwich ($6.49).
Opa! Opa!'s catering services offer party-sized portions of salads, soups, seafood, meat, and hot entrees. A party tray of feta and olives ($79 for 20–25 servings) awakens appetites for a half pan of mac 'n' cheese ($49 for 15–20 servings)—enough to fuel an all-day pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey marathon or an afternoon of painstaking piñata reconstruction.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Tattoos
As society becomes more thoughtful and responsible, tattoos have become more popular than ever. This is thanks to a growing segment of the population that can reason a lifetime commitment to a visual interpretation of a philosophy or concept emblazoned on the ultimate canvas—the one stretched across their skeleton. What were the most popular tattoos of last year?
- Mother's maiden name
- Wolf howling at yin-and-yang symbol
- Thorny rose vines weaving around neck to form jaunty bow tie
- Access code for bathroom at temp job
- Toaster with piece of toast popping out, the word "freedom" burnt across the face of the toast
- Skeleton wearing a top hat
- Skeleton wearing the skeleton of a top hat
- Marilyn Monroe's character from The Seven Year Itch and Audrey Hepburn's character from Breakfast at Tiffany's with their heads reversed
- Excerpt from poem about motorcycles
- An anchor, to symbolize one's dream of becoming a news anchor
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