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Optimal Health – Tulsa

One, Two, or Three 60-Minute Medical Massages (Up to 56% Off)

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No Longer Available
Mon Aug 20 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$75
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  • Pampered
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Long, gliding strokes and kneads of varying pressure target sore spots to reduce tension and chronic pain while improving flexibility

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 19, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24 Hour cancellation notice required. Valid for new clients only. Must be used by the same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $35 for one 60-minute medical massage (a $75 value)
  • $68 for two 60-minute medical massages (a $150 value)
  • $99 for three 60-minute medical massages (a $225 value)

Optimal Health

Wary of any one-size-fits-all prescriptions for increasing bodily well-being, Optimal Health’s owners, Adrian Butuc and Luminita Dobrea-Butuc, combine alternative medicine, spa treatments, fitness lessons, and gymnastics training to help clients transform into well-rounded—and healthier—individuals. Their medical massages help muscles recover from injury without the need for medication, and yoga and Pilates classes build muscle while improving balance. Adrian and Luminita believe that good health starts early—their preschool-gymnastics sessions help toddlers learn to tumble with grace under the tutelage of a former Romanian champion. The duo also understands that looking good is just as important as feeling good; in that vein, meticulous nail-grooming services keep fingers and toes looking good for sandal season or shadow-puppet productions of The Glass Menagerie.

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Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Optimal Health

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