A cluttered home or office often leads to a cluttered mind, which always leads to annoying million-dollar ideas. Avoid unexpected wealth with today's Groupon: for $59, you get two hours of professional organizing services and a half-hour phone consultation from Organized Zone Inc. (a $175 value). This Groupon is valid in 14 areas.
Organized Zone's Brenda Borenstein and her squad of expert organizers restore neatness to cluttered spaces with professional systematizing services. After a 30-minute phone consultation to explore each client's state of disarray, a two-hour session of tackling untidiness ensues, rendering closets functional, kitchens efficient, or basements and attics a place where friendly ghosts finally have room to stretch their legs again. If the office needs its mess assessed, a team of pros can create structures to keep paperwork manageable and shredders in top physical condition. Organized Zone can also help with the mental blocks that get in the way of home or office moves, helping transfer utilities, unpack, put in a change of address, and keep track of inventory.
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The Groupon Guide to: Traditional Dating
Since the 1950s, humanity has evolved considerably (second eye, opposable hair), but our dating rituals have stayed exactly the same. Consult these timeless tips before beginning any classic courtship:
Make the second move: Don't be too forward—rather than directly asking out the object of your affections, wait to be thrust into a romantic situation by the whims of a haunted wishing well.
Be polite: Imagine yourself as a knight in shining chivalry. Make sure to wear at least three overcoats—one to offer your date if she is cold, a second to conceal any unsightly mud puddles, and a third to catch and tame a feral dog to bestow later as a good-night gift.
Propose on the second date: You can prevent the dreaded third-date breakup by arranging a foolproof secret wedding. Just ask your family minister to pose as your waiter and disguise the marriage licence as a petition to ban rock 'n' roll.
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