$39 for a 60-Minute RMT Massage with Insurance Receipt at Oriental Falls Spa ($80 Value)

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The Deal

$39 for a 60-minute RMT massage ($80 value)

Following a comprehensive consultation to determine whether a relaxation or deep-tissue massage would be best the for the client's individual needs, therapists combine the appropriate technique with essential oils. The treatment comes complete with an insurance receipt.

Oriental Falls Spa

Whether they're walking in for a quick eyebrow wax or an essential-oil-infused chakra massage, visitors to Oriental Falls Spa soak in a tranquil ambience designed for total stress relief. After a lavender-scented mani-pedi or an anti-aging LED light facial, some locations allow customers to don a comfortable robe and head to the complimentary jacuzzi or steam and sauna room to whisk away muscle tension. Staffers offer 50 signature treatments within the spacious wellness centres' walls, which are decorated with Asian-themed prints. A relaxation room invites guests to lounge in comfy armchairs, sip tea, and watch the large-screen TV, and a trickling waterfall inspires relaxation or high-stakes betting on origami-boat races. In addition to aesthetic treatments, the centres' clinical team performs traditional Chinese medical services such as acupuncture as well as homeopathic, osteopathic, and chiropractic therapies.

In a Nutshell

After a consultation, therapists soothe specific aches with a relaxing RMT massage

The Fine Print

Expires 90 days after purchase. Limit 3 per person, may buy 10 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required at least 24hrs in advance. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Consultation required; non-candidates and other refund requests will be honored before service provided. Insurance receipt will be provided. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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