Just as making a mountain out of a molehill results in unnecessary hurdles to climb over, making a speaker out of a molehill results in unnecessary mole polka, mole grunge, and mole techno. Try better materials with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a custom self-designed Doodle Speaker from OrigAudio (up to a $39.99 value).
Evincing portability and customization, the Doodle refashions a standard speaker into a device that fits conveniently into pockets and brandishes user-submitted artwork across its resonating surface. With superb sound quality for its size, the Doodle can transport music to hard-to-reach places, such as country picnics, hot air balloon races, and behind the ears of Mount Rushmore. The Doodle editor invites users to upload their own photographs and designs, which OrigAudio employees then imprint onto the surface of the speaker. If desired by users, their original designs can stay up for purchase by other users in the marketplace, with a portion of each sale benefiting the designers' personal wallets.
The Doodle, powered by two AAA batteries, harmonizes with laptops, Macs, iPods, MP3 players, or any other audio device that has a standard headphone jack. Included with the handy amplifier is a USB cord, which, as a power supply, substitutes as seamlessly as a teacher's clone. OrigAudio is dedicated to creating sustainable products and donates a percentage of each sale to the Music National Service.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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