When deprived of flavourful sustenance, the mouth will often retaliate by shouting your bank-account number at sporting events or turning every sentence into a high-pitched jingle. Tame an unruly tongue with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of pub fare and drinks at Paddlewheeler Pub in New Westminster.
Paddlewheeler Pub woos patrons with a menu of tongue-tantalizing bread-embraced meats, 14 sudsy beers on tap, and 12 wines by the glass. Fashion-forward mouths can try on the shrimp purses ($10.95), deep-fried wonton-wrapped shrimp served with sweet chili sauce, or potato skins ($9.95). The california clubhouse sandwich transports taste buds to the VHS-paved streets of Hollywood with three layers of bread layered with chicken breast, avocado, and bacon ($10.95). Canines can chomp nine juicy burgers, including the mushroom ($10.45), bacon and cheddar ($10.45), and wild salmon ($11.95), all served with a choice of savoury sidekick, such as above-average-temperature soup, fresh salad, or cape-donning crispy fries.
Set on the scenic Fraser River waterfront, Paddlewheeler Pub boasts a large, sunny outdoor patio, an arsenal of televisions ideal for catching up on refrigerator-cleaning tournaments, and weekly entertainment from karaoke and live bands.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Lawn Care
A well-manicured lawn isn't merely a status symbol—it's also how burglars decide which homes not to burgle. Here are some tips to make your lawn the lawn by which all others are measured:
- Though grass grows best when sung to, flowers thrive on off-colour jokes about the differences between men and women.
- Those giant silver gazing balls aren't just beautiful—they also protect against the trolls that would plant weeds/steal fair-haired children. The night holds many things beyond your understanding, human.
- Trim an unkempt bush into a classic topiary shape, such as a stately horse or a butt wearing a clown wig.
- Mow your lawn once a week. Or more or whatever.
- Green is the colour of envy, so make your lawn extra green by neglecting it while conspicuously watering and fertilizing the street.
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