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Paintball Adventures – Sedalia

$50 for All-Day Saturday or Sunday Paintball Outing for Two with Rental Gear, Paintballs, and Camouflage Suit (Up to $110 Value)

$50
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No Longer Available
Mon Aug 20 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$110
Discount
55%
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$60
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In a Nutshell

110 acres of woods host eight playing fields, from the fortresses on the scenario field to the inflatable obstacles of the speedball fields

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 20, 2013
  • Limit 3 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Must be 10 or older. Under 18 requires waiver signed by parent or guardian. Must sign waiver.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Becoming a champion requires focus, resilience, and constantly making sure your opponents don't drink your sweat to steal your life energy. Don't get licked with this Groupon.

$50 for All-Day Paintball for Two (Up to $110 Value)

In addition to all-day field admission, each player receives the following:

  • 250 paintballs
  • Rental marker and air tank
  • Unlimited air fills
  • Two-pod pack
  • Rental camouflage suit

This Groupon is valid for adventures on Saturdays and Sundays from 9 a.m.–5 p.m.

Paintball Adventures

The 110 acres of playing fields at Paintball Adventures stay open throughout the year, inviting players to decorate their opponents’ forest- and snow-camouflage suits with daubs of color. Eight areas spread out across the facility, each offering a varied selection of terrain, obstacles, and structures. In the wooded fields, players dart between trees and forts to keep from being spotted by the rival team. The scenario fields host a series of fortresses, which participants defend against enemies intent on stealing flags and adding them to their grandmother's victory quilt. Speedball fields house inflatable obstacles and outfits players with high-pressure air fills and equipment rental. The staff also chronographs paintball markers for free to preserve the safety of games.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Paintball Adventures

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    Sedalia

    7375 Reynolds Dr.
    Sedalia, Colorado 80135
    (303) 762-6160
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