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Paintball Knights – East Central San Antonio

Paintball Package for Two or Four (Up to 56% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Feb 27 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$44
Discount
50%
You Save
$22
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In a Nutshell

Nine grass-covered fields; rental of gun and mask with air and 100 biodegradable paintballs

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 10 or older; under 12 must provide proof of age. Must sign waiver. Not valid for parties. Player must be present to receive paintballs.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A trip to the paintball field is the only way to treat an itchy trigger finger, outside of expensive rash creams or firing a water gun carved from a cactus. Scratch the itch for vengeance with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $22 for a paintball package for two with gun and mask rentals, all-day air, and 100 paintballs per player (a $44 value)
  • $39 for the above package for four (an $88 value)

Paintball Knights

On Paintball Knights' nine pristine grassy play fields, combatants take cover behind inflatable obstacles and large tin drums while waging good-natured warfare against the opposing team. A referee for every 10 participants keeps things civil and fun by promising to foil cheaters and inaccurate Braveheart reenactments. Between matches, players can hatch master plans in the 50-table gravel staging area or stock up on supplies at the pro shop. The staff supplies biodegradable, easy-break paintballs that leave minimal stains and bruises, as well as complimentary lens cleaner and paper towels to scrub away colorful specks from skin, clothing, and monocles.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Classic Baseball Mascots

No baseball team is complete without a puppety mascot dashing across the field during the seemingly endless downtime to keep the audience paying attention. Who are some of the all-time great baseball mascots?

Name: Buzzy the Bumbler
Team: Jacksonville Bees
Signature Antic: Kidnapping the opposing team’s mayor for duration of game

Name: Good Ol’ Frosty
Team: Indianapolis Blizzards
Signature Antic: Avoiding game entirely—making sudden, unblinking eye contact with fans who are using the adjacent urinal

Name: The Door to Nowhere
Team: Austin Drillers
Signature Antic: Door materializes in centerfield and opens portal to another dimension, flooding our world with unending storm of mechanical locusts until home team wins game

Name: The Gronkulator
Team: Unaffiliated
Signature Antic: The Gronkulator is a fuzzy blue monster with a trumpet-shaped nose not sanctioned by any accredited sports franchise. If you see the Gronkulator, you are already dead.

Who is the funniest baseball mascot of all time? Find out in today's Groupon Guide.

Paintball Knights

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    East Central San Antonio

    13289 La Vernia Rd.
    Saint Hedwig, Texas 78152
    (210) 649-3147
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