The call of the wild is like a call from an elderly grandparent: though you can't quite make out what's being said, you feel better about yourself when you answer. Pick up nature's phone with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $20 for a beginner-level Ninja Special or intermediate-level basic-training package for one (a $60 value)
- $39 for a beginner-level Ninja Special or intermediate-level basic-training package for two (a $120 value)
- $89 for a beginner-level Ninja Special or intermediate-level basic-training package for five (a $300 value)
Amid rugged terrain, players demonstrate their skills with all-day admission from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Both packages come with a rental of a Tippman or .50-caliber Kingman marker, unlimited air refills, a safety mask, and 200 paintballs per person.
Backed by a landscape of rolling green hills, paintballers navigate a maze of trenches, only peering above ground with their be-goggled eyes for a careful survey. With 14 battlefields to choose from, paintballing combatants test their mettle while fostering team-building and strategization skills. Players fire off rounds from Tippmann or Kingman air guns while ducking behind rusted, paint-splattered oil drums, stacks of large tires, or the big yellow dump truck left behind by Godzilla's toddler. Each battleground presents a different challenge—the turf airball course is populated by inflatable obstacles, and the woodsball field forces teams to traverse forested grounds made hazardous by wetlands and overgrowth. After a grueling match, players can take refuge in the shaded picnic areas to rest, refuel, or brush up on Sun Tzu's lesser-known text, The War of Art.