Without nails, itches would never draw satisfactory conclusions and chalkboards would never draw out satisfactory confessions. Show your scratchers some love with today's Groupon: for $31, you get a deluxe manicure and pedicure at Pandora Salons (a $62 value).
Pandora Salons pampers and grooms hands and feet with Qtica products, which are all-natural, organic, and state board–approved. During the 90-minute service, a keratin whisperer trims fingernails and toenails, cleans cuticles, and relaxes appendages with gentle coos and lullabies about opposable thumbs. A sugar scrub exfoliates epidermal surfaces, a mask smothers skin in nutrients, and a lotioned-up massage of the dogs and mitts soothes stressed muscles. Pandora Salons' staff also battles calluses to help feet suffering from an overpopulation of toughened skin. Finally, polish splashes atop upper and lower tensomes, transforming nails into vibrant accessories that rival any designer handbag or trend-conscious parole officer.
Pandora Salons oversees a staff of stylists and aestheticians fulfilling their beauty-vocation callings. The salon boasts several independent workspaces where her brood of beauty-school hatchlings builds a loyal client base while personalizing their own roster of treatments. Through services such as hair coloring and UV-cured Shellac manicures, budding young beauticians gussy up and de-stress clients at their own stations that are each decked out in customized decor to reflect their unique personalities or a crippling fear of Barbicide.