Martial artists wear colorful belts to indicate their mastery of fighting techniques and their passionate disdain for suspenders. Achieve stylish self-defense strategies with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a one-month combo membership at Paragon Jiu Jitsu & Kickboxing (a $170 value). The combo membership is valid for one month of unlimited classes in the following disciplines:
The experienced instructors at Paragon Jiu Jitsu & Kickboxing provide students with lessons in the self-defense techniques of Jiu Jitsu and kickboxing. Jiu Jitsu classes begin with pre-workout conditioning sessions and ear-flicking drills to bolster students’ strength and endurance before launching them into comprehensive lessons in wrestling, judo, and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. The studio’s kickboxing classes utilize a mix of western-style boxing and traditional muay thai martial-arts methods to teach students how to land powerful kicks, punches, and strikes from the knee, all while helping them to build their strength and cardio stamina. Both disciplines offer introductory classes for beginners, as well as intermediate and advanced classes for fighters who are ready to move on to the next level and learn how to neutralize opponents with a complex left-right-left-left-right button combo.
Paragon Jiu Jitsu & Kickboxing allows students to borrow equipment during class, but they encourage blossoming martial artists to purchase their own boxing gloves and hand wraps, both of which are sold at the gym. Go online to check out the schedule for available class times.
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The Groupon Guide to: Avoiding the Common Cold
Recently, the cattle disease Rinderpest was officially eradicated, making it only the second disease in history to be completely wiped out (the first was unhappiness). Unfortunately, greedy doctors are no closer to wiping out their noncurable cash cow: the common cold. Here's how you can avoid catching this all-too-common illness:
- Never associate with "common" folks, only the super rich, whose transplanted, computerized immune systems shield them from disease.
- Steer clear of drafty areas, such as wind tunnels and whistling competitions.
- Make your own vaccine by kissing as many sick people as you can.
- If you feel sick, you need plenty of water and rest, so hire someone trustworthy to continuously spray water on you while you sleep.
- Take vitamins. Specifically, take them from your neighbors, because there's only so much health to go around.
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