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United Chiropractic and Pecan Valley Chiropractic – Multiple Locations

$29 for Chiropractic Package with Consultation, Optional X-rays, and Massage (Up to $386 Value)

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Value
$386
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$357
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In a Nutshell

Chiropractors and massage therapists work to relieve clients' back pain with thorough exams, x-rays (if necessary), and custom massages

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 6, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Subject to availability. Valid at United Chiropractic or Pecan Valley Chiropractic only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

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$29 for a Chiropractic-Care Package at United Chiropractic or Pecan Valley Chiropractic (Up to $386 Total Value)

  • Comprehensive exam and evaluation (up to a $130 value)
  • Mechanical traction (a $20 value)
  • Electrical stimulation (a $27 value)
  • Hot and cold pack (a $24 value)
  • Two cervical x-rays, if necessary (a $60 value)
  • Lumbar x-rays, if necessary (an $80 value)
  • Report of findings (a $45 value)
  • Complimentary massage

Each package generally occurs over two visits. During the first, clients meet with a chiropractor to discuss medical history, health concerns, and the star-crossed vertebrae pining away from either end of their spines. Afterward, doctors take cervical and lumbar x-rays if needed to help draft an individualized treatment plan for clients. On their second visit, clients submit to the muscle-melting strokes of a massage therapist, who works out muscle tension with gliding strokes that also aim to boost circulation and muscle detoxification. Clients can make this a one-visit package if they desire and should indicate this when booking their appointment.

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Though United Chiropractic and Pecan Valley Chiropractic sometime offer a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

United Chiropractic and Pecan Valley Chiropractic

Regardless of the doctor of chiropractic you see—Hollis Helms at United Chiropractic or Brad Cudnik or Keith Taylor at Pecan Valley Chiropractic—you’ll certainly be in practiced hands. Though they have more than 60 years of combined experience as chiropractors, the trio spends ample time refining their craft in postgraduate courses and training. Their treatment techniques vary slightly by office and include traditional spinal adjustments, decompression, massage, and therapeutic exercises, such as swimming in a pool full of aromatherapy oils.

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United Chiropractic and Pecan Valley Chiropractic

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    United Chiropractic

    2235 Thousand Oaks Dr., Suite 111
    San Antonio, Texas 78232
    (210) 490-3555
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    Pecan Valley Chiropractic

    6207 Pecan Valley Dr.
    San Antonio, Texas 78223
    (210) 359-9100
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