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Penn & Paper – Online Deal

Professionally Written Resume ($249 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Resumé consultants edit resumés to clearly annotate experience and help clients land interviews

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 10, 2013
  • Online registration required. Valid for new clients only. Valid only for one-page full edit, extra fee for additional services. $5.46 tax and processing fee not included.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A resumé remains the most acceptable means of self-promotion, alongside having a hype man lead call-and-response chants about your GPA. Make an impression with this Groupon.

$49 for a Professionally Written Resumé ($249 Value)

Resumé consultants expertly pen articulate resumés that clearly quantify an applicant’s experience and personality to help them get interviews and ultimately land a job.

Though Penn & Paper sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Penn & Paper

Penn & Paper's studious scholars send experienced eyes across the pages of resumés and admissions essays for undergraduate, graduate, and medical-school programs. The team of former admissions staff, college professors, and the ghost of Herman Melville's seventh-grade teacher transforms resumés and essays into acceptance-worthy snapshots of prospective employees and students by emphasizing the strongest aspects of the piece and making subtle changes to improve content and flow. Well-polished work is then delivered swiftly on the wings of the Internet. Although Penn and Paper's staff edits papers, they will not write essays or participate in pizza-eating contests on behalf of clients.

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What can you do with a bunch of absurdly wet fruit?

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