Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
$29 for a Deluxe Detoxifying Facial and a 30-Minute Massage ($95 Value)
In a 20-minute session, an aesthetician customizes a bevy of skincare serums to your skin type, then cleanses, moisturizes, and applies toner to your face. The facial culminates with your choice of a French-clay, green-clay, mud, or dead-sea mask. For the final 30 minutes, muscles bask in the tension-melting strokes of either a Swedish or deep-tissue massage.
Petra’s Massage Spa
The licensed massage therapists at Petra’s Massage Spa daub bodies with rejuvenating techniques tailored to soothe each client's specific muscular ailments. Patrons relax in chic private rooms while therapists’ dexterous fingers help coax tightness and stress from muscles with the flowing motions of Swedish, deep-tissue, and couples massages. Treatments such as sugar scrubs and facials further cultivate relaxation and cleanse skin. Soft beds, light-filtering drapes, and a soothing atmosphere embrace comfort seekers, transporting them to sublime planes of relaxation not experienced since their last slow-motion pillow fight.