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Pflugerville Acupuncture – Pflugerville

One or Two 90-Minute Acupuncture Treatments (Up to 56% Off)

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Sun Aug 19 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$65
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  • T460x279
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Hair-thin needles inserted into the skin aim to relieve chronic pain, stress, insomnia, migraines, and depression

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 12 or older. Not valid with insurance. Services must be used by one person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Acupuncture needles are different than sewing needles, in that they are much tinier and can't be used to attach patches of fake fur to a T-shirt. Feel the difference with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $29 for one 90-minute acupuncture treatment (a $65 value)
  • $55 for two 90-minute acupuncture treatments (a $125 value)

After a chat with the licensed acupuncturist to determine how best to approach the treatment, Dale Tope or Amy Woods helps to redirect chi with a series of sterilized hair-thin needles inserted at strategic focal points.

Pflugerville Acupuncture

Migraines. Insomnia. Stress. Lower back pain. Traditional Chinese medicinal practitioners such as Dale Tope and Amy Woods believe all of these problems and more can be quelled by skilled acupuncturists. At Pflugerville Acupuncture, the licensed duo thoroughly evaluates each client before designing an acupuncture plan that targets a series of specific points on the body.

Tope, a licensed nurse and former chief ward master for the Army, focuses in men’s health and patients suffering from PTSD, and his focuses are balanced by Woods, who focuses on women’s health. Together, they not only helm acupuncture services but also prescribe at-home remedies from their apothecary, which stocks Chinese herbs, pain patches, and supplements that ease stress by growing into live-in butlers when submerged in water overnight.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Pflugerville Acupuncture

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    Pflugerville

    15901 Central Commerce Dr., Suite 102
    Pflugerville, Texas 78660
    (512) 494-4050
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