A laser is a like a zamboni for your face, buffing you smooth for a pick-up hockey match. Today's Groupon banishes unsightly hair and infuses skin with radiance: for $60 you get your choice of either a 15-minute laser hair-removal treatment or a 30-minute, cleansing chemical peel from Physician Body Solutions, at least a $150 value (up to $240 for some laser treatments). Physician Body Solutions has conveniently located offices in Philadelphia, Newtown Square, and Voorhees, New Jersey, so you won't have to use mirrors to bounce lasers across state lines.
Both laser hair removal and chemical peels are swift and precise, requiring little recovery time or ardous preparation. Physician Body Solutions' experienced and highly trained technicians can treat patients with a variety of skin and hair types, but results may vary depending on your skin tone and the character of your hair. These professional laser-whispers will be happy to consult with you on how many treatments it will take to achieve the results you are looking for.
Physician Body Solutions' GentleYAG and alexandrite lasers were sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly and safely, using tough but gentle photons that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. On women, technicians can evict pesky hair from the underarms, bikini line, chin, upper lip, glabella (unibrow), sideburns, hands, feet, and pancreas. Men can choose to exile errant threads from the shoulders, back of the neck, sideburns, glabella, hands, feet, ears, and beneath their pinky toenails. A doctor is always on hand to monitor treatments, and lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk.
Physician Body Solutions' Glytone chemical peel uses glycolic acid and a pinch of fresh-ground nutmeg to treat and resurface facial age spots, acne, fine wrinkles, and sun-damaged skin. Chemical peels reach deeper and provide longer-lived results than the average facial or microdermabrasion. Your personal chemical brewmaster will determine the perfect strength and duration of peel for your unique skin composition.
You may purchase more than one Groupon to upgrade your services.
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Though there are no reviews of the chemical peel or laser hair-removal treatment, many past patrons have been so happy with their experiences at Physician Body Solutions, they put their testimonials on video.
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