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Planet Beach Contempo Spa – Waterloo

Spa Package for One or Two with Hydromassage, Hydro-Derma Fusion, Red-Light Therapy, and Facial (Up to 75% Off)

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No Longer Available
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Value
C$156
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In a Nutshell

Modern machines enhance exteriors during water-based massages, full-body steam treatments, and specialized facials

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 7, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required; subject to availability. New customers only. Services must be used by the same person. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Not valid for products.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

In the Dark Ages, princesses exfoliated with Fabergé-egg dust and filed fingernails on the edges of gold doubloons. Revel in more modern and luxurious beauty treatments with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $59 for a spa package for one (a $156 total value)
  • $79 for a spa package for two (a $312 total value)

Each client remains fully clothed and dry during a 30-minute hydro-massage (a $39 value), which soothes the body with heated whirlpool jets on a specialized bed. Full-body hydro-derma fusion (a $39 value) blends infrared heat with moisturizing steam to hydrate the skin and bolster collagen production. 20 minutes of red-light therapy (a $39 value) also increases collagen while working to subdue wrinkles on the face. A 15-minute UMO anti-aging or acne facial (a $39 value) then fully cleanses complexions. A complimentary UV-tanning session deepens skin tones, and a complimentary glass of wine washes away fears of an impending calculus quiz.

Though this Groupon does not include Mystic spray tanning, Groupon customers may purchase Mystic tans at a 30% discount.

Planet Beach Contempo Spa

A wildly successful alternative to traditional day spas—its more than 300 locations blanket 36 states and half a dozen countries—Planet Beach Contempo Spa is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the spa and tanning services. These friendly automatons sometimes replace familiar treatments, as in the Luminous facial, a light-based service that delivers blemish-busting results similar to those of a conventional facial. But other equipment maps out new spa territory entirely: the Hydro-Derma Fusion chamber moisturizes the whole body with nutrient-rich steam in order to offset the effects of a dry climate or a rear-end collision with a salt truck. Other machines whiten teeth, spray tan skin, and massage muscles.

Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members purchase packages or pay flat monthly rates. As members spend more time at the spa, they get to know the helpful assistants who are always on hand to demonstrate how to use the equipment without activating its ability to cry.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Hallucinations

Whether due to fatigue, anesthetic dentist gas, or aimless desert wandering, everybody experiences a terrifying and/or euphoric hallucination at some point in their lives. Keep this guide close in order to survive the experience without succumbing to madness:

Keep Calm: Most hallucinations can be confronted by simply acknowledging them and moving on—for instance, if your roommate begins to expand into a translucent cerulean pyramid, don't make the rookie mistake of trying to climb him. Instead, remind yourself, "That's just Matt. There's no gold in Matt."

Stay Close to Your Halluci-Buddy: A halluci-buddy can keep you grounded in the real world while you confront the terrifying universes inside of you. Remember to never let go of their hand, even if it turns into a brass clockwork tentacle where the individual suckers are the faces of tiny watches.

Don't Read Into Symbolism: Sometimes hallucinations can lay your private anxieties bare as visual metaphors, but just as often they're completely random. Or, to paraphrase Dr. Freud, "Sometimes a cigar is just your computer keyboard turning into a giant, skittering centipede, and sometimes the clacking of its carapace is just you composing an e-mail to your boss that you won't remember sending."

What percentage of hallucinations turn out to be real?

Planet Beach Contempo Spa

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    Waterloo

    2-354 King St. N
    Waterloo, Ontario N2J 2Z2
    (519) 725-2826
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