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Polish Caregivers & Homemakers – Redeem from Home

One, Two, or Three Two-Hour Housecleaning Sessions (Up to 56% Off)

from$45
Buy
No Longer Available
Fri Dec 23 04:59:59 UTC 2011
Value
$90
Discount
50%
You Save
$45
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement

In a Nutshell

Cleaners use their own products during services that range from scrubbing counters to mopping floors, vacuuming carpets & disinfecting sinks

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 27, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 more as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Valid only for listed service areas. Not valid for window, refrigerator, or oven cleaning. Must provide own mop, toilet brush, and vacuum.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Messy homes tend to attract bothersome pests, such as insects, rodents, and fast-talking vacuum salesmen. Deter invaders with today's Groupon to Polish Caregivers & Homemakers. Choose from the following options:

  • For $45, you get one two-hour housecleaning session (a $90 value).
  • For $80, you get two two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $180 value).
  • For $120, you get three two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $270 value).

Focused on caring for the elderly and disabled, the talented staff at Polish Caregivers & Homemakers gladly duels with debris and disarray during customized cleaning services that cover all areas of the house. After arriving at homes in need of a bath, the tidying technicians get busy scrubbing kitchen countertops, mopping floors, and ridding refrigerators of expired confetti eggs. Vacuums roll happily across carpets as bathtubs and sinks squeak at the magical touch of disinfectant. Maids will come equipped with cleaning products and an economy-size tube of elbow grease; customers should supply their own mops, brooms, and vacuums.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Receiving a Home Visit from a Cable or Satellite Technician

Rarely—very rarely—in your adult life, you may be called upon to receive an unusual stranger in your home. Do not be alarmed by their well-worn uniforms and arsenal of strange tools—they are a representative from the company that provides you with television and Internet service.

In the rare—very rare—event that your cable or Internet briefly ceases working, one of these ragged strangers may arrive on your doorstep. Do not panic. Do not spray them with your hose, still connected from checking on the garden during the free time resultant from your Internet outage. Invite them in. You are expecting them, even if you do not remember.

Do not offer them food, water, or coffee—they are instructed not to take it, and this will make the situation uncomfortable for both of you. If you wish, you may look them in their eyes. Despite the rest of their outward appearance, you will see they have two, beautiful eyes.

Quickly they will set to work, repairing the machines that bring invisible electric signals into your home that help you and your family laugh, love, and share your lives with friends all over the world. Repairs will be brisk and complete, and you will never know the technician's name or have need of them again.

In the rare—very rare—event that your repair visit is somehow delayed, incomplete, or frustrating in anyway, please be assured that this has never happened before, nor will it again. The technician who disappointed you has already been vaporized in the shame chamber. Thank you for choosing Cable, Satellite & Internet.

Which cable provider vaporizes its most disappointing employees?

Polish Caregivers & Homemakers