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Precise Dental – Tucson

$39 for Dental Exam, Teeth Cleaning, and X-rays ($271 Value)

$39
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Tue Feb 26 07:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$271
Discount
86%
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$232
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In a Nutshell

At a brand-new facility, patients get a standard checkup with a dental exam, teeth cleaning, and x-rays

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Must be 13 or older. Services must be used by the same person. Extra fee may apply for patients with gum disease.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Dental cleaning involves a lot of tooth polishing and plaque removal, unlike professional boxing, which involves a lot of plaque polishing and tooth removal. Get a heavyweight cleaning with this Groupon.

$39 for a Dental Checkup ($271 Total Value)

  • Dental exam (an $87 value)
  • Teeth cleaning (a $95 value)
  • X-rays (an $89 value)

Precise Dental

At his recently opened Tucson office, Dr. Jeremy Tanner uses the latest in dental technology to keep teeth gleaming. The high-tech office includes such tools as the CEREC, a machine that can craft custom-fitted teeth restorations in as little as an hour and experience all human feelings except love.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Being Chased by a Man with a Pitchfork

Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

Precise Dental