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Premier Life Massage – Apple Valley

One or Three 60-Minute Massages (Up to 59% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Jan 30 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$80
Discount
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$40
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In a Nutshell

Massage styles range from classic Swedish to sports massage and shiatsu, a Japanese style focused on stretching and energy flow

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage brings about a sense of inner peace, much like meditating or imagining a bunch of flowers coming to life and then kissing each other. Feel better with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $99 for three 60-minute massages (a $240 value)
  • $40 for one 60-minute massage (an $80 value)

Clients can choose from an array of styles, from Swedish’s gentle strokes to deep tissue’s more intense kneads to the Japanese shiatsu massage’s gentle stretching. For more details, see the list of massage styles.

Premier Life Massage

At Premier Life Massage, the team members are not interested in temporary fixes when it comes to their patients’ health. Through their treatments, they strive to relieve pain with long-term holistic solutions, whether they are realigning the spine with chiropractic adjustments, kneading muscles with various massage styles, or facilitating systemic well-being with nutrition programs. Massages can be tailored based on an initial 10-minute, one-on-one consultation with a doctor. Patients can also work with Dr. Lance Stromberg, D.C., who may recommend x-rays and a posture assessment to improve on their next massage–techniques much less insulting than asking the patient if he or she has ever starred in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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Premier Life Massage

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    Apple Valley

    7000 151st St.
    Apple Valley, Minnesota 55124
    (952) 431-2220
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