Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Defy the earth's pull with today's Groupon: for $249, you get one dermal filler treatment at Premier Medical Spa (a $699 value). This Groupon is valid at the locations in Mississauga, Burlington, and St. Catharines.

Premier Medical Spa's board-certified plastic surgeons and nurses skillfully administer dermal fillers that help restore lost volume and firmness to skin. After a personal consultation and quick game of peekaboo, skilled medical practitioners inject a single dermal filler syringe directly below the skin on the desired treatment area. Clients can opt to plump up lips and lessen the downward slant of corners; fill in lines, wrinkles, and folds on facial areas; or diminish the appearance of acne scars. During treatments—which usually last less than an hour—a clear gel infused with hyaluronic acid bolsters volume and restores hydration to skin. Patients can also choose to have the skin smoothers coat their faces in topical aesthetic cream, apply an anaesthetic dental block, or transform into a giant cotton ball to increase comfort during the procedure. Faces' new, youthful appearances last 6–12 months, and the procedure results in minimal downtime, allowing clients to immediately return to their daily activities. Clients should arrive 15 minutes early to have time to relax in the lounge area and fill out a medical-history form.