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ProGrass – Lloyd District

$60 for Up to Three Man-Hours of Tree and Shrub Pruning ($180 Value)

$60
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No Longer Available
Sun Aug 12 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$180
Discount
67%
You Save
$120
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  • Green Thumb
  • Home Improvement

In a Nutshell

Horticulturists groom trees and shrubs, then clean up the resulting debris

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 21, 2012
  • Limit 1 per household, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Evaluation appointment required prior to pruning. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid within 20 miles of 97201. Valid for labor only. Valid only on trees up to 15 ft. tall. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
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Trimming your shrubbery can turn up lost frisbees, stolen garden hoses, and an ad hoc society of neighborhood babies. Discover what lies beneath with this Groupon.

$60 for Up to Three Man-Hours of Tree and Shrub Pruning ($180 Value)

Landscaping pros thoroughly examine trees and shrubs before trimming superfluous foliage and hauling away the debris. This Groupon can be used towards all kinds of trees and shrubs up to 15 feet.

ProGrass

Steve Varga—who can be seen on the company YouTube channel and blog waxing poetic on the glory of stone patios and the evils of bronze birch borers—brings nearly 30 years of experience to his post as chief horticulturist at ProGrass. Here, he leads a team of lawnsmiths in all manner of yard-related tasks, from landscaping design to lawn mowing to sprinkler repair. They draw from their northwestern knowledge to draft modern patio designs, dole out gardening tips, and trim hedges to look as well-groomed as the queen's troll dolls. He and the crew work under the same local, independent owners who founded the company in 1978, focusing on preserving the environment by using natural business methods, organic products, and water-efficiency techniques.

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ProGrass

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    Lloyd District

    777 NE MLK Jr. Blvd.
    Portland, Oregon 97232
    (503) 223-0331
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