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Qiana's Massage – Avalon Park

60-Minute Couples Massage or 75-Minute Hot-Stone Massage (Up to 72% Off)

from$42
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Fri Aug 10 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$150
Discount
72%
You Save
$108
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In a Nutshell

Companions lie side-by-side for one-hour couples-massage sessions; hot stones liquefy muscular tension during 75-minute treatments

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 6, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Valid only for in-office massage. 48-hour cancellation notice required. For late arrivals, massage time will not be extended to make up for time missed.
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Lying on a table is generally considered inappropriate, unless you are receiving a massage or studying to become a tablecloth. Cram in furniture-scaling privileges with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $42 for a 75-minute hot-stone massage (a $150 value)
  • $79 for a 60-minute couples massage (a $210 value)

Qiana’s Massage

Certified massage therapist Qiana Shelton believes relaxation should be easy. That's why she presents clients with the option to enjoy a Swedish massage in her South East–side spa or in the comfort of their own homes, and schedules appointments seven days a week until 8 p.m. While Swedish massage is the only style available for home service, Shelton's business excels in many techniques, ranging from sports massage to trigger-point therapy, and her spa even hosts couples massages for partners, friends, and tense buddy cops, as well as instructional classes on infant massage.

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Qiana's Massage

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    Avalon Park

    1545 E 82nd St.
    Chicago, Illinois 60619
    (708) 476-1939
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