Since great aunts cannot resist pinching dimpled cheeks, the overwhelming number of dimples on a golf ball should confuse their grabby hands—defeating them once and for all. Drive dimpled dandies back into their holes with today's Groupon: for $50, you get 18 holes of golf for two with cart rental (up to a $92 value) and two sleeves of Pinnacle Distance golf balls (a $16.96 value) at Quail Chase Golf Course (up to a $108.96 total value). This Groupon is valid any time Monday through Friday and after 12 p.m. on weekends.
Designed by renowned golf-course architect David Pfaff, Quail Chase Golf Course boasts a picturesque terrain spotted with lush trees, kempt greens, and pop-out shooting-range targets. As one of Louisville’s only 27-hole championship regulation courses, Quail Chase challenges golfers with water hazards, sculpted white-sand bunkers, and a layout planned as expertly as the paintball ambushes that traditionally conclude wedding ceremonies. Roll across the verdant terrain in a golf cart and revel in the luxury of two sleeves of Pinnacle Distance golf balls, providing additional spheres for overcoming water hazards or bartering with local squirrels. Visit Quail Chase Golf Course online or call ahead for tee times.
Quail Chase Golf Course's rates fluctuate throughout the week; plan ahead to make sure you're redeeming your Groupon at the most opportune time.
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The Groupon Guide to: Passing a Lie-Detector Test
Most applications for government jobs, baby-sitting gigs, or radio call-in soothsayer positions now require one to pass a comprehensive polygraph (or lie-detector) exam. Fortunately, you can outwit these fib-finding deceit decipherers. Prepare yourself with this list of commonly asked questions and the strategies for beating them:
Question: What's your name?
Strategy: Polygraph machines collect data by combining the metrics of three different biological factors—brainwave irregularities, sweat discharge, and honesty pheromones. Convey maximum truth by giving them the name you wish you had.
Question: Where were you on the night of July 25?
Strategy: The machine is now collecting location data for veracification (veracity verification). Cover your tracks just in case—tell them you began your day by leaving the amnesia clinic.
Question: Are you made of spaghetti?
Strategy: In interrogator's lingo, this is known as the swerveball, designed to lower your defenses with an absurdly false assumption. You can override the machine's truth circuits by answering while using humanity's oldest defense mechanism—sarcasm.
Question: Have you ever falsified data on a polygraph test?
Strategy: Time to come clean! Confess that you've been effortlessly providing false answers this entire time. Your interrogators will be so impressed with your honesty, they'll give you a passing grade and the title of Trust Deputy, which comes with a honorary key to every home in the city.
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