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Quantum Touch Massage Therapy – Westport

60- or 90-Minute Swedish Massage or 60-Minute Deep-Tissue Massage (Up to 51% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapist shoos stress with long & flowing Swedish techniques or stretches muscles & assuages pain with deep-tissue kneads

The Fine Print

  • Expires Mar 13, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability.
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It takes about 15 muscles to smile, 50 to frown, and 148 to save a curbside couch from life in a landfill. Soothe sympathetic sinews with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $35 for a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value)
  • $40 for a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (an $80 value)
  • $47 for a 90-minute Swedish massage (a $95 value)

A licensed massage therapist sets out to soothe stressed backs with fluid Swedish strokes or stretches muscles with deep-tissue kneads designed to break-up specific pockets of pain.

Quantum Touch Massage Therapy

Traditional bodywork unites with Eastern energy healing at Quantum Touch Massage Therapy, where LMT Janice Strileckis assuages pain and stress with her massage techniques. Inside the cozy office, breathing exercises accompany long and flowing Swedish strokes, deep-tissue kneads, and relaxation and wellness modalities. Janice works to heal a range of ailments, from chasing away everyday anxiety to rehabilitating injuries caused by auto accidents, participation in athletics, and lifting a 50-pound med-school textbook day after day.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Food-Art

As art becomes more strange and confrontational—from provocative performance pieces to conceptual musk sculptures—the last great untapped medium is the edible one. But is all food-art also art-art?

Edible Fruit Bouquets: These ornate melon slices, pineapple blossoms and adhesive-pectin kiwi clumps can make every Tuesday feel like Bosses Need Appreciation Too! Day.
But is it food-art? Yes. Beyond an effective simulacrum of beautiful but often fatally allergenic flowers, fruit arrangers use composition, fragrance blending, and strategic "dewing" to create a feast for the eyes, as well as the eyes of the stomach.

Cheese Cubes Carved into Tiny Presidential Busts: Self-explanatory, self-inspiring.
But is it food-art? No. Though objectively beautiful works of craftsmanship, presidential cheese mini busts are intended as historical classroom aids, emergency cracker toppings or last-resort distractions to pacify any neighborhood dogs who may be chasing you and your satchel full of Vermont-cheddar Zachary Taylors and "Monterey Jacksons."

Christmas Trees: With limited room for argument, neither food nor art.
But is it food-art? Ironically, yes. Although a Christmas tree is artfully decorated and technically composed of plant matter, no one has ever eaten an entire one due to the scientific probability of this becoming the most popular video on YouTube. However, due to a sweetheart deal between the FDA and "Big Pine," Christmas trees receive tax exemptions designed to support the humanities, and are featured on all official renditions of the food art pyramid.

What year will edible art replace all other creative mediums?

Quantum Touch Massage Therapy

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    Westport

    22 Crescent Rd.
    Westport, Connecticut 06880
    (203) 802-7952
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