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Reading Rivertribe – Reading

Two- to Three-Hour Tubing Trip on the Schuylkill River for One, Two, Four, or Eight (Up to 63% Off)

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Thu Aug 23 03:59:59 UTC 2012
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  • Good for Kids
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In a Nutshell

Up to eight tubers take a 2.5-mile, two- to three-hour float down the Schuylkill River

The Fine Print

  • Expires Aug 21, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. Valid only for option purchased. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Must be 6 or older. Must sign waiver. Must be able to swim in a river. Subject to weather.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Beating the heat is a misleading phrase, as committing any act of violence will most likely just cause you to get even sweatier. Keep your cool with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • $9 for a river-tubing trip for one (a $20 value)
  • $18 for a river-tubing trip for two (a $40 value)
  • $35 for a river-tubing trip for four (an $80 value)
  • $59 for a river-tubing trip for eight (a $160 value)

After taking a shuttle bus 2.5 miles down the Schuylkill River, parties climb into tubes to lazily float back to their starting point. The two- to three-hour trip can be scheduled any day of the week from early morning to 5 p.m.

Reading Rivertribe

Framed by unfiltered wilderness and the occasional supports of a crossing bridge, the Schuylkill River is a secluded getaway for water lovers looking to float down nature’s slow-motion roller coaster. Reading Rivertribe shuttles aqueous adventurers to chosen points along the river for leisurely kayaking, canoeing, or tubing, with each trip ending where it started: in the stomach of a dreaming whale or next to a CPR-certified shuttle driver.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Reading Rivertribe

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