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REJUVENATE Wellness – Portage

75-Minute Hot-Stone Massage, 60-Minute Personalized Therapeutic Massage, or 60-Minute Couples Massage-Training Class (Up to 55% Off)

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$75
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In a Nutshell

Therapist performs hot-stone massage or personalized massage atop a heated treatment table; couples learn techniques during massage training

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to 1/2 Groupon price may apply.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $50 for a 75-minute hot-stone massage (a $110 value)
  • $35 for a 60-minute personalized therapeutic massage (a $75 value)
  • $49 for a 60-minute couples massage-training class with essential oils (a $105 value)

During the couples massage training, participants learn relaxing massage techniques for at-home use.

Rejuvenate Wellness

Reduced anxiety levels and fatigue. Improved quality of sleep. Better circulation. More flexible joints. Clients at Rejuvenate Wellness can experience these health benefits just by lying atop the heated treatment table where massage therapist Key performs her ameliorative trade. Whether in her studio or at clients' homes or offices, Key personalizes each of her therapeutic massages by pulling techniques from Swedish, deep-tissue, reflexology, craniosacral, and trigger-point massage. Key rounds out her wellness services with holistic-health workshops, couples massage-training classes, and personal training with weekly weigh-ins and meditation scripts.

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In the wild, animals must protect themselves so they can survive long enough to one day willingly supply humans with their nutritious bodies. Here's how some creatures manage to stay alive:

Pig: Emits a strong, unpleasant odor that smells like burned bacon that was also maybe dropped on the floor once or twice

Cow: Skin becomes translucent in order to display the animal's delicious-looking insides and lure its attacker closer. Once the attacker is near, the cow hopes it will realize how pitiful and defenseless cows really are and then just leave it alone.

Chicken: Throws up a bunch

Dogs: Spend years—years—pretending they give a single guff what you have to say

Hamster: Balls itself up to look like a disgusting, hairy corn dog

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REJUVENATE Wellness

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    Portage

    8314 Portage Rd, Suite D
    Portage, Michigan 49002
    (269) 321-3690
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