The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Discover the truth with today's Groupon: for $1,250, you get a SmartLipo treatment at Remi St. John Medspa & Clinic in Chino Hills (a $3,000 value). Treatments are valid for one of the available areas.
Remi St. John Medspa & Clinic's double-board-certified anesthesiologist and surgeon, Dr. John Dimowo, sculpts clients' figures with precise, medical-grade lasers. Dr. Dimowo first applies a local anesthetic before calibrating the high-powered beam to target unwanted fat cells and assist in subdermal PowerPoint presentations. The laser liquefies unwanted bulk so that it can be removed from the skin through a small incision. As the lasers zap fatty tissue, they also seal blood vessels, resulting in minimal swelling or discoloration. Recovery time is much briefer than that of traditional liposuction, and the need for local anesthesia, as opposed to general anesthesia, reduces both possible risks and the likelihood of accidentally investing in time-share horses while drugged.
Remi St. John Medspa & Clinic
Dr. John O. Dimowo, medical director of Remi St. John Medspa & Clinic, specializes in enhancing physical beauty with the use of lasers. One of the few practitioners in the area offering SmartLipo, he sculpts stubborn bulges into aerodynamic curves with only a few tiny incisions and less downtime than traditional liposuction. Other laser services include hair, spider-vein, and tattoo removal, as well as skin rejuvenation and target practice at acne blotches. The doctor's steady hands are also skilled at filling in wrinkles and plumping up sagging skin with injectable fillers.