Eating with chopsticks requires a certain level of dexterity, like beating a difficult video game or spitefully disassembling a too-difficult video game. Conquer your hunger with this Groupon.
$17 for $35 Worth of Pan-Asian Cuisine
Chefs craft chili-braised tofu with hazelnut dressing ($8.95), udon with sautéed mussels ($14.95), and vietnamese pho soup with beef ($10.95) using local, organic ingredients. See the full menu.
Republic Noodle
At Federal Hill noodle bar Republic Noodle, chefs employ European techniques to prepare pan-Asian dishes such as udon, pad thai, and pho. The eatery crafts broth-doused dishes from locally sourced, organic ingredients, eschewing foodstuffs with artificial hormones and antibiotics. Instead, the menu is populated by entrees and small plates crafted with components such as wild-caught tuna tartare, cage-free deviled eggs, and meat and poultry as natural as the human instinct to do somersaults over sheets of bubble wrap. Diners at the BYOB establishment are free to pair their meals with spirits from home, unencumbered by a corkage fee or the beseeching gaze of the French-born family parrot.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Family-Portrait Backgrounds
Having good family photos on hand is the only way to entertain guests at parties. Guarantee that family portraits turn out well by using these popular backgrounds:
• A couch in the woods
• Autumn leaves so your children will be able to show their children what leaves look like
• Scenic barn (no gross animals)
• Trapper Keeper–style gridscape with floating cone
• A good car
• Public-domain tableaus from popular nursery rhymes
• Computer-generated photos of what family will look like in 20 years
• Graves of your rival family
• Beautiful view of the ocean with the word "someday"
• Family's last name spelled out in the Google logo
• Mansion of your rival family
• Denim
• Sunset to remind us of mortality
• Fancy McDonald's with Ronaldize Us Filter™
• Tropical Christmas
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