Unlike the ability to blow bubbles, infants aren't born with the ability to blow glass and therefore must spend their babyhood exhaling awkward artwork that just shatters midair. Acquire the ability to blow beautiful glass with today's Groupon to Revere Glass School in Berkeley. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get one four-hour Introduction to Glass Blowing 1 class (a $220 value).
• For $99, you get one four-hour Introduction to Glass Blowing 2 class (a $220 value).
For $99, you get one four-hour Introduction to Glass Blowing 3 class (a $220 value).

Revere Glass School is run by a team of glass-crafting masters who provide expert advice for amateur and accomplished artisans alike. During a four-hour Introduction to Glass Blowing 1 class, beginners get to create their own jewelry or sculpture in a supportive small-group setting that nurtures students learning to manipulate molten glass for the first time. Burgeoning glass blowers who have completed the introductory class or have comparable experience can opt for the Introduction to Glass Blowing 2 class, during which they'll undergo hands-on sculpting sessions to create an implosion marble, a jar, a shot glass, or a perfume bottle.

In Introduction to Glass Blowing 3 classes for even more seasoned glassicists, students concoct an eye-catching goblet, ideal for sipping fermented juices or serving Yoo-hoo to Queen Elizabeth. All necessary oxygen, propane, materials, and encouraging back slaps are included. The glass gurus at Revere have assembled a collection of high-quality equipment and non-intimidating heat sources to ease novices into a precise, demanding art in which careless mistakes can spawn sentient mirrors. View the schedule here.