Like snowflakes, pastas are fluffy, come in variety of shapes, and can sustain a hungry traveler through long winters. Enjoy a warmer feast with today’s Groupon to Rino Trattoria. Choose between the following options:
For $35, you get an upscale Italian dinner for two (up to a $91.80 total value), which includes the following:
- Two appetizers (up to a $13.95 value each)
- Two entrees (up to a $27.95 value each)
- One dessert (up to an $8 value)
For $59, you get an upscale Italian dinner for four (up to a $183.60 total value), which includes the following:
- Four appetizers (up to a $13.95 value each)
- Four entrees (up to a $27.95 value each)
- Two desserts (up to an $8 value each)
Vivid murals evoke the idyllic oceanfront Italian Riviera at Rino Trattoria, where radiant wall sconces illumine a menu of Old-World dishes and brick-oven pizzas peppered with market-fresh ingredients. White-wine sauce showers baked clams bejeweled in garlic and oregano, priming palates for Italian feasts alongside other appetizers such as marinated and grilled portobello mushrooms crowned with spinach, mozzarella, and a lemon-butter sauce. Crackling flames flicker from Rino’s brick oven, which melts gooey homemade mozzarella over thin-crust pies—such as the shrimp-studded pizza del mare—while diners taunt it with compliments about water. Handmade potato dumplings splash in fragrant lochs of extra-virgin olive oil in the gnocchi al pesto. Veal chops and shell steak cook on the grill and and rich desserts including tiramisu scrawl a dulcet epilogue across the evening’s menu.
Under the gaze of vintage Italian posters and forests of empty wine bottles, glasses clink cheerily over pristine white tablecloths crafted from imported ghosts.
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